Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Special Edition: Note to Self

It's time to stop feeling like you have to touch everything you walk by. Though it's pretty harmless to feel how soft the pillows are in a home interior store, when you walk by a tree that looks nice enough to run your fingers through, you will be unable to resist. Unfortunately, this is a trap. You will end up with sticky sap all over your hand. You'll probably try to run your fingers through your hair shortly after, which will not only result in your hand getting tangled but also leave the grime in your locks. Speaking of locks, you will be very upset when you pick up your keys the next day, and they are still sappy.


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*If you enjoyed this special edition, read more "notes to self" (which are much funnier than this blog) here: 

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