Dear AL,

It's not going to work out... You look too much like my ex.

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C.

Dear TB,

If you are going to wear those three-piece suits to class, please buy some appropriate socks. Wait... why are you wearing those three-piece suits to class?!?!

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C.

Dear Guy Who Just Saw Me Cross the Hall in My HK Robe and Towel Around My Head Nun-Style,

Let's pretend like that didn't happen.

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C.

Dear Life,

I love you.

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C.

Dear Girl in My Class,

You look just like Lindsay Lohan. It freaks me out.

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C.

Dear Professor,

I know that you see me staring at the cute guy in class every day. Let's keep this our little secret...

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C.

Dear Bagel Girl,

You do not have to use all of the cream cheese in the packet.

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C.

Dear S,

I just don't like you. And to be half Indian, you are ridiculously pale.

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C.

Dear gBF,

I love all the creative ways that you fix my problems.

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C.

Dear Guy I Pass >3 Times Every Day

You are cute, and I appreciate your returned smiles. But the way you look at me is getting steadily creepier. You are too old for me. Keep smiling... but lose the creepiness.

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C.

Dear Everyone at VUMC,

Please do not use "How are you" or "What's up" or any variation of courtesy questions in place of "Hi." These questions elicit responses, and when I am quickly walking past you, I do not have time to answer or kindly ask you the same. "Hi" is appropriate in this situation.

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C.

Dear GW,

You are way too attractive, way too polite, and dress way too nice... to be straight.

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C.

Dear CP,

Just when I think you can't get any cuter, you leave off the hair gel. You are gorgeous.

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C.

PS Not that I don't love the hair gel.