Dear SR,

I'm glad you had fun at the after-party last night, but you should consider showering before coming to class. You smell like sex and liquor.

♥, 
C.

Dear Super Annoying Guys,

Today is Wednesday, which is soon to be renamed Hell Day. Translated: I'm in class all day. I don't have time to talk to you, so leave me the hell alone. I'm not answering your messages on Wednesdays. And even if it's Thursday, I will never call you.

♥, 
C.