Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Dear Meat Guy,

The way to my heart is not singing "I LOVE YOU" to the tune of "Take on Me" every time I walk by. You creep me out, and I'm never sure how to respond. Just leave me alone... I'm after Produce Guy, anyway.



♥,
C.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Dear Conversation Practicer,

Always, always say what you have practiced. If necessary, take a deep breath to calm yourself down before you open your mouth. I know you freak out in social situations, but I can't stress this enough-- it's crucial that you say exactly what sounds good in your head.

"I can't do my job without you doing yours" is way different than "I can't do my job without you."

And

"You were in this dream I had last night" is way safer than "I had this dream about you last night." (Especially if someone, like a teacher, is dropping eaves.)



♥,
C.