Dear Coffee Lady,

I'm sorry that you're losing your job because the cafe closes for the summer, but it is not legit grounds to be so hateful. If it really bothers you that much, you should've got a job at Starbucks; they're open all year. I bet they would even let you work holidays, since you're so desperate. But wait... weren't you just complaining to me last week about having to work +60 hours at two jobs?

Nonetheless, you were my favorite coffee lady. You even got my routine down, knowing exactly what I would order and how to work my meal plan. Now, I hope they don't hire you back in the fall. You should seriously consider that Starbucks job.

,

C.